At The (Online) Movies: After The Levees Failed

Wed, 29 Mar 2006 20:29:30

Last week I was casually browsing another Debrisville blogger’s links and came across Editor B’s web blog. It was pretty darn zany so I cruised about the site and found the link to ROX which is the internet home of Editor B Rox’s long running public access TV show. He’s been doing the show with his bartender friend J Rox for years. I like the same last name schtick they’re like the Ramones that way. I haven’t watched *that* many episodes but they seem to be more cerebral than Wayne and Garth of Wayne’s World fame but given the amount of alcohol they consume…

One title in particular caught my eye ROX #93 After The Levees Failed. It’s Editor B’s account of his pre-K and post-K experiences with his hilarious wife XY and their merry krewe of pranksters. Their evacuation was very familiar to me as it involved a great deal of cat wrangling. During our own evacuation I learned to my chagrin that neutered male cats can still spray: Oscar got me big time and he’s a huge cat with a large capacity. Ick yuck eww…

Another favorite scene of mine involved Editor B and XY cashing their FEMA check and heading off to a liquor store somewhere in Hoosierland. They may be NOLA transplants but they’ve got the local feeling down pat whoever the hell Pat is: O’Brien most likely. It was disconcerting however to see them bypass buying a bottle of Wild Turkey in favor of a lesser brand. Hey y’all spend your govmint money wisely or give it to those of us who’ll buy Wild Turkey Jack Daniels or Maker’s Mark…

While Editor B copes with exile in what weather people insist on calling the nation’s mid-section J Rox mixes drinks cuts up and does a remote interview with Editor B who appears to be in a black hole of sorts. J Rox has a gift for physical comedy: his headset phone is broken so he duct tapes it to his head. Ouch. His wife Day adds to the hilarity by putting a tin foil antennae on his head. Ya gotta respect someone who’ll look like an idiot to get a laugh…

The episode takes a somber turn when Editor B and a friend break C Ray’s moronic quarantine of Debrisville right before Hurricane Rita. It was the same day that Dr. A and I lied our way past the National Guard. Editor B’s house however is in Mid-City so it flooded. This is one of the areas that WOULD NOT HAVE FLOODED with proper levees.

Despite being a lucky SOB I still had some flashbacks (wow man) watching Editor B open his fridge and seeing the maggots come spewing out. Ah maggot nostalgia only in Debrisville…

GEEK INFO: To see Rox #93 you need the latest version of Quick Time. There’s a link to download it provided at I’m glad to report that Editor B is a Mac person too.

There’s a post-script to After The Levees Failed: Editor B and XY are back in their house and renovating away. A tip of the hat to them and. more appropriately a toast: good luck y’all.

Here’s the after picture of
XY with the fabulous mantle after scrubbing it within an inch of its life:


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