Wed, 09 Apr 2008

My evil twin Michael Homan seems once again to have lost his senses that is  if he ever had them to begin with. He has a lovely wife  two beautiful kids and at least one friend but now he’s pregnant by Oprah? He probably did this to spite me: I’m a serious Oprahphobe. Bastard. I’m not sure if this rises to level of fuckmookery  but it’s damn close. Malaka…

Is it kicking or did he just burp? Only Homan and Oprah know for sure…

Homan responds by calling me names like a snarky 3rd grader.

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